How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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