We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
