three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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