This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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