just come out here and I will go home with you...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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