should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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