Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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