Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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