Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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