if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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