And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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