I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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