and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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