butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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