This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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