yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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