Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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