The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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