The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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