absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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