whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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