why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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