i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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