There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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