first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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