69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
tell me about the eggs
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