I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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