ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
