No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Let's get the cat blown out
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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