That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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