Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
the raccoons are back...
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