i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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