i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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