Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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