Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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