I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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