I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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