Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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