we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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