seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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