the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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