i permit you to call me
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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