so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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