I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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