boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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