Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
