i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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