And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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