Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout

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(415): View more from California

is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.

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(940): View more from Texas

You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.

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(425): View more from Washington

I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship

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(503): View more from Oregon

how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?

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(620): View more from Kansas

YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!

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