wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?