But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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