Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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