foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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