Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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