i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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