I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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