I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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